








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 151 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 150 matches | ||
| Wingman | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 60 matches | ||
| Faceit | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3453 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,368 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1627 | 14% |
| Smokes | 4544 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 2748 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2449 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,681,030 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 137 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jim | +4.00 | 64 | 43 |
| #2 | jerhms | +3.49 | 59 | 58 |
| #3 | Fred | +1.66 | 64 | 53 |
| #4 | JobeWan | -1.20 | 37 | 38 |
| #5 | EngageObject | -2.09 | 54 | 46 |





