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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 203 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
598 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,491 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 981 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1147 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 827 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 536 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $231,055 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 41 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zotykobretto | 4 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | Ricsmók | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Islay | 3 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | Lenox1758 | 2 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | Nomercy..(ง’̀-‘́)ง | 2 | 0.0138 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ricsmók | 143 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #2 | Islay | 80 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | zotykobretto | 70 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | ✪ Board | 54 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #5 | Lenox1758 | 44 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zotykobretto | +5.09 | 88 | 63 |
| #2 | ♒Mr.Hangover♒ | +4.02 | 89 | 27 |
| #3 | Nomercy..(ง’̀-‘́)ง | +3.98 | 81 | 70 |
| #4 | ✪ Board | +3.29 | 79 | 60 |
| #5 | ice | +1.64 | 82 | 63 |





