








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 23 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Anubis | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
830 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,595 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 162 | 6% |
| Smokes | 1301 | 50% |
| HE Grenades | 792 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 340 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $203,670 of utility $63 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | uwero | 58% | 36 |
| #2 | SC4RRiGAN | 57% | 42 |
| #3 | touretto ⭕⃤ | 57% | 46 |
| #4 | Gebrochen | 54% | 46 |
| #5 | KuL1 | 29% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | touretto ⭕⃤ | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | SC4RRiGAN | 2 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | touretto ⭕⃤ | 96 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #2 | SC4RRiGAN | 96 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | uwero | 78 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | Gebrochen | 53 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | psaj | 24 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SC4RRiGAN | +3.45 | 81 | 65 |
| #2 | uwero | +1.93 | 70 | 63 |
| #3 | Gebrochen | +1.57 | 85 | 66 |
| #4 | touretto ⭕⃤ | +0.32 | 79 | 68 |
| #5 | Brccl | -1.25 | 47 | 28 |





