








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 722 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 98 matches | ||
| Wingman | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2888 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,983 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1505 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1368 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1653 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1457 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $409,433 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 282 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dezix | 67% | 21 |
| #2 | [1996]♕ZarobionyRondel♕ | 65% | 20 |
| #3 | Cs2skins.giftskins.army | 57% | 14 |
| #4 | Rozyk^ | 54% | 26 |
| #5 | El Vac | 53% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Cs2skins.giftskins.army | 57% | 14 |
| #4 | Rozyk^ | 54% | 26 |
| #5 | El Vac | 53% | 15 |
| #6 | mekretino ******* | 46% | 24 |
| #7 | Yszty! sztoga. | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | El Vac | 3 | 0.0114 |
| #2 | mekretino ******* | 2 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | [1996]♕ZarobionyRondel♕ | 2 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | Rozyk^ | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Yszty! sztoga. | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rozyk^ | 108 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #2 | El Vac | 72 | 0.27 | 1 min |
| #3 | dezix | 34 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | Yszty! sztoga. | 20 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #5 | mekretino ******* | 9 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [1996]♕ZarobionyRondel♕ | +8.14 | 86 | 19 |
| #2 | Ki3puN | +4.75 | 84 | 47 |
| #3 | dezix | +0.41 | 37 | 36 |
| #4 | Cs2skins.giftskins.army | -1.63 | 20 | 23 |
| #5 | El Vac | -1.91 | 27 | 61 |





