








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 51 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
434 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,945 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 310 | 16% |
| Smokes | 685 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 558 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 392 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $135,475 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 16 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nakkilaivan Perämies Number 5 | 43% | 30 |
| #2 | SilveriJone | 33% | 3 |
| #3 | Lyyti | 33% | 3 |
| #4 | Throoobbe | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nakkilaivan Perämies Number 5 | 43% | 30 |
| #2 | SilveriJone | 33% | 3 |
| #3 | Lyyti | 33% | 3 |
| #4 | Throoobbe | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Throoobbe | 1 | 0.0128 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nakkilaivan Perämies Number 5 | 11 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #2 | Throoobbe | 5 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #3 | SilveriJone | 2 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2ALIVE2DIE | -0.48 | 66 | 55 |
| #2 | Lyyti | -0.68 | 39 | 60 |
| #3 | Nakkilaivan Perämies Number 5 | -1.22 | 59 | 55 |
| #4 | SilveriJone | -2.93 | 31 | 65 |
| #5 | Throoobbe | -3.19 | 37 | 66 |





