








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 115 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1306 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,366 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1170 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1438 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 957 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 801 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $234,361 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 869 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XDeea | 80% | 20 |
| #2 | MOETmAgIC vvcsgo.com | 59% | 22 |
| #3 | Johnny | 42% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XDeea | 80% | 20 |
| #2 | MOETmAgIC vvcsgo.com | 59% | 22 |
| #3 | Johnny | 42% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MOETmAgIC vvcsgo.com | 1 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | XDeea | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Johnny | 71 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #2 | MOETmAgIC vvcsgo.com | 11 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #3 | XDeea | 3 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Danielovski_ | +2.19 | 66 | 56 |
| #2 | MOETmAgIC vvcsgo.com | +0.63 | 45 | 48 |
| #3 | Johnny | -0.38 | 75 | 60 |
| #4 | XDeea | -1.12 | 41 | 22 |





