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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 219 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
835 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,050 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 557 | 27% |
| Smokes | 910 | 44% |
| HE Grenades | 253 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 330 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $358,751 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 144 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☊LeanChill☞☜ | 100% | 10 |
| #2 | hoopz pero con 5 expo, atrasadas | 52% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☊LeanChill☞☜ | 100% | 10 |
| #2 | hoopz pero con 5 expo, atrasadas | 52% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☊LeanChill☞☜ | 4 | 0.0205 |
| #2 | hoopz pero con 5 expo, atrasadas | 3 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hoopz pero con 5 expo, atrasadas | 120 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #2 | ☊LeanChill☞☜ | 37 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hoopz pero con 5 expo, atrasadas | +7.05 | 68 | 67 |
| #2 | ☊LeanChill☞☜ | +4.92 | 32 | 57 |
| #3 | onlynoscopess | -2.02 | 15 | 26 |





