








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
538 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,109 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 412 | 37% |
| Smokes | 120 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 248 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 329 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $82,293 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FranzJ | 140 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #2 | BärrrdAim | 25 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #3 | Miroslav Dose | 23 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #4 | xaxaSugggiiiMommy | 12 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #5 | Rocco Reitz | 10 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rocco Reitz | +8.51 | 92 | 59 |
| #2 | Tim2k | +0.61 | 65 | 29 |
| #3 | BärrrdAim | -0.02 | 45 | 65 |
| #4 | Miroslav Dose | -0.88 | 72 | 24 |
| #5 | FranzJ | -2.20 | 89 | 48 |





