








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
325 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 829 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 100 | 12% |
| Smokes | 327 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 194 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 208 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $160,591 of utility $205 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 167 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nia | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | L1mb0J 666 | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | percules | 67% | 3 |
| #4 | N4i | 59% | 29 |
| #5 | word | 56% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nia | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | L1mb0J 666 | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | percules | 67% | 3 |
| #4 | N4i | 59% | 29 |
| #5 | word | 56% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N4i | 5 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | Nia | 1 | 0.0122 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N4i | 134 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #2 | word | 9 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #3 | Nia | 7 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #4 | L1mb0J 666 | 6 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #5 | percules | 2 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nia | +3.77 | 99 | 22 |
| #2 | N4i | +2.48 | 87 | 57 |
| #3 | percules | +0.16 | 65 | 18 |
| #4 | L1mb0J 666 | -0.03 | 79 | 66 |
| #5 | Joscf | -0.64 | 83 | 39 |





