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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 249 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 65 matches | ||
| Premier | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1168 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,592 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 104 | 7% |
| Smokes | 773 | 49% |
| HE Grenades | 478 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 237 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $313,951 of utility $36 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 135 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JohaNzzo | +9.34 | 87 | 57 |
| #2 | Susper | +8.62 | 94 | 64 |
| #3 | |❟❛❟|♿☂☠WOBBLY TIPPY TAPS☠㋡ | +6.88 | 56 | 53 |
| #4 | IvanNaxui | +6.87 | 62 | 54 |
| #5 | M2NN1K | +4.36 | 91 | 36 |





