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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 165 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2311 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,003 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1470 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1218 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1101 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1214 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,277,757 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 139 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Whisper | 68% | 22 |
| #2 | molecule | 52% | 200 |
| #3 | Carlos_danger812 | 45% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Whisper | 68% | 22 |
| #2 | molecule | 52% | 200 |
| #3 | Carlos_danger812 | 45% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | molecule | 51 | 0.0127 |
| #2 | Carlos_danger812 | 3 | 0.0084 |
| #3 | Whisper | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | molecule | 75 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #2 | Whisper | 5 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #3 | Carlos_danger812 | 4 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | molecule | +1.20 | 49 | 18 |
| #2 | Whisper | +0.31 | 48 | 37 |
| #3 | Palm Tree | -0.11 | 65 | 37 |
| #4 | Carlos_danger812 | -3.37 | 9 | 8 |





