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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 193 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1252 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,049 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 701 | 10% |
| Smokes | 2378 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1519 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2451 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $304,817 of utility $51 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 273 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cL- | 64% | 33 |
| #2 | light | 61% | 89 |
| #3 | vy1e | 52% | 81 |
| #4 | TLP Anegni | 51% | 49 |
| #5 | CosmicJenJen | 49% | 301 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CosmicJenJen | 25 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | vy1e | 7 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | cL- | 7 | 0.0102 |
| #4 | light | 6 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | TLP Anegni | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CosmicJenJen | 116 | 0.02 | 3 min |
| #2 | TLP Anegni | 44 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | cL- | 43 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | light | 19 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #5 | vy1e | 14 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | light | +6.57 | 77 | 9 |
| #2 | vy1e | +4.27 | 65 | 8 |
| #3 | cL- | +2.87 | 61 | 41 |
| #4 | TLP Anegni | +1.66 | 46 | 37 |
| #5 | CosmicJenJen | +1.19 | 51 | 28 |





