








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 929 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 127 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3702 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,323 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1775 | 19% |
| Smokes | 3013 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2043 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2492 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,185,968 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 386 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spirit | 67% | 24 |
| #2 | imasdf | 49% | 57 |
| #3 | fockjef | 41% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spirit | 67% | 24 |
| #2 | imasdf | 49% | 57 |
| #3 | fockjef | 41% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spirit | 7 | 0.0146 |
| #2 | imasdf | 5 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | fockjef | 2 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | imasdf | 155 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #2 | fockjef | 38 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | Spirit | 19 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spirit | +6.27 | 94 | 31 |
| #2 | shrek harvey | +2.47 | 65 | 50 |
| #3 | fockjef | -3.87 | 18 | 34 |
| #4 | imasdf | -3.96 | 24 | 40 |





