








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 64 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




73 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1083 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,026 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1045 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1026 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 569 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 386 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $672,439 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 41 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Nanna | 47% | 19 |
| #6 | itanuuuu | 42% | 26 |
| #7 | ugly duckly | 41% | 22 |
| #8 | sebR | 36% | 28 |
| #9 | dZS4N | 29% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | felix | 93 | 0.0411 |
| #2 | Shalom | 25 | 0.0241 |
| #3 | itanuuuu | 18 | 0.0353 |
| #4 | sebR | 15 | 0.0289 |
| #5 | Nanna | 12 | 0.0341 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | felix | 193 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #2 | Shalom | 108 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | itanuuuu | 87 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | sebR | 84 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | Nanna | 81 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shalom | +14.14 | 85 | 54 |
| #2 | itanuuuu | +8.19 | 88 | 50 |
| #3 | sebR | +6.19 | 91 | 47 |
| #4 | felix | +3.24 | 78 | 32 |
| #5 | dZS4N | +1.66 | 67 | 11 |





