








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 347 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 114 matches | ||
| Premier | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1182 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,370 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1650 | 49% |
| Smokes | 592 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 509 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 619 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $680,688 of utility $210 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1388 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Timmothy junior | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | ItzAdem CSGOSKINS | 58% | 24 |
| #3 | UwU~ | 41% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Timmothy junior | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | ItzAdem CSGOSKINS | 58% | 24 |
| #3 | UwU~ | 41% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UwU~ | 3 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | ItzAdem CSGOSKINS | 2 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | Timmothy junior | 1 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UwU~ | 84 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #2 | Timmothy junior | 32 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #3 | ItzAdem CSGOSKINS | 6 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Timmothy junior | +7.98 | 95 | 58 |
| #2 | ItzAdem CSGOSKINS | +7.20 | 96 | 23 |
| #3 | UwU~ | +5.54 | 90 | 47 |
| #4 | cupex_xd | -2.31 | 66 | 42 |





