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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 340 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 45 matches | ||
| Wingman | 37 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1358 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,738 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1599 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1150 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1018 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 971 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $260,074 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 220 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | idxeD | 59% | 22 |
| #2 | Zxnox | 50% | 18 |
| #3 | Mads | 44% | 16 |
| #4 | AGF KOM SÅ DE HVIEE | 44% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | idxeD | 59% | 22 |
| #2 | Zxnox | 50% | 18 |
| #3 | Mads | 44% | 16 |
| #4 | AGF KOM SÅ DE HVIEE | 44% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mads | 15 | 0.0584 |
| #2 | idxeD | 12 | 0.0271 |
| #3 | AGF KOM SÅ DE HVIEE | 11 | 0.0135 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AGF KOM SÅ DE HVIEE | 104 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #2 | idxeD | 98 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #3 | Zxnox | 41 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | Mads | 35 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | idxeD | +3.97 | 81 | 63 |
| #2 | -SensO | +2.70 | 73 | 66 |
| #3 | Mads | -1.39 | 44 | 39 |
| #4 | Zxnox | -1.84 | 75 | 37 |
| #5 | AGF KOM SÅ DE HVIEE | -1.98 | 63 | 68 |





