








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 83 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1613 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,243 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 880 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1441 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1716 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1206 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $503,960 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 83 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☯DARWIN ☯ | 47% | 76 |
| #2 | PG => Positive garry | 46% | 13 |
| #3 | Neua | 44% | 16 |
| #4 | ☯ PeTeRs ☯ | 43% | 110 |
| #5 | Jawat | 41% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☯ PeTeRs ☯ | 190 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #2 | ☯DARWIN ☯ | 115 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | PG => Positive garry | 29 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | Andr00z | 21 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #5 | Neua | 9 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☯ PeTeRs ☯ | +3.60 | 60 | 59 |
| #2 | PG => Positive garry | +1.90 | 51 | 66 |
| #3 | ☯DARWIN ☯ | +0.02 | 46 | 37 |
| #4 | ☯ VIVI ☯ | -0.31 | 45 | 39 |
| #5 | Andr00z | -1.20 | 54 | 37 |





