








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 51 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
527 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 842 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 288 | 34% |
| Smokes | 184 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 188 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 182 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $143,665 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | animeboy66 | 73% | 15 |
| #2 | 𝟗𝟗𝟗 VEETI | 61% | 23 |
| #3 | -SAM1 =DD | 59% | 46 |
| #4 | P0P4R1 | 56% | 16 |
| #5 | Mattias3D | 42% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | 𝟗𝟗𝟗 VEETI | 61% | 23 |
| #3 | -SAM1 =DD | 59% | 46 |
| #4 | P0P4R1 | 56% | 16 |
| #5 | Mattias3D | 42% | 26 |
| #6 | [KELA]chai | 42% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -SAM1 =DD | 18 | 0.0192 |
| #2 | P0P4R1 | 9 | 0.0281 |
| #3 | 𝟗𝟗𝟗 VEETI | 5 | 0.0101 |
| #4 | Mattias3D | 4 | 0.0076 |
| #5 | animeboy66 | 4 | 0.0139 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mattias3D | 141 | 0.27 | 2 min |
| #2 | -SAM1 =DD | 98 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | 𝟗𝟗𝟗 VEETI | 60 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | animeboy66 | 38 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | P0P4R1 | 32 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | animeboy66 | +5.04 | 93 | 46 |
| #2 | Mattias3D | +2.65 | 79 | 66 |
| #3 | -SAM1 =DD | +2.37 | 72 | 47 |
| #4 | 𝟗𝟗𝟗 VEETI | +1.23 | 69 | 46 |
| #5 | P0P4R1 | +1.13 | 52 | 43 |





