








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 389 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 133 matches | ||
| Premier | 65 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 68 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2902 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,672 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1761 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2841 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2817 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2253 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $882,387 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 737 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | deepsit0 | 78% | 49 |
| #2 | Crowley | 69% | 26 |
| #3 | t4ic4 | 69% | 52 |
| #4 | Bentsen | 69% | 80 |
| #5 | Dandidudi | 67% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Uldne Sok | 66% | 35 |
| #7 | Scharn9 | 65% | 167 |
| #8 | DraygusDK | 65% | 34 |
| #9 | WildFire | 58% | 31 |
| #10 | Skal du ha den? | 50% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scharn9 | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | Bentsen | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | deepsit0 | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Skal du ha den? | 1 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scharn9 | 447 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #2 | deepsit0 | 191 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #3 | Crowley | 155 | 0.28 | 5 min |
| #4 | t4ic4 | 89 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Skal du ha den? | 86 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sok | +3.34 | 82 | 61 |
| #2 | Scharn9 | +2.31 | 66 | 75 |
| #3 | Crowley | +0.46 | 24 | 78 |
| #4 | t4ic4 | +0.39 | 32 | 62 |
| #5 | deepsit0 | +0.04 | 59 | 76 |





