








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 202 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 537 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




87 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3706 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,538 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3850 | 23% |
| Smokes | 6573 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 3005 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3110 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,273,541 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 266 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mumbai Ka Raccoon | 43% | 155 |
| #2 | warThong | 42% | 67 |
| #3 | shinchan | 41% | 281 |
| #4 | Kats | 41% | 303 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mumbai Ka Raccoon | 43% | 155 |
| #2 | warThong | 42% | 67 |
| #3 | shinchan | 41% | 281 |
| #4 | Kats | 41% | 303 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kats | 48 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | shinchan | 32 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | Mumbai Ka Raccoon | 27 | 0.0083 |
| #4 | warThong | 13 | 0.0092 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kats | 974 | 0.15 | 19 min |
| #2 | shinchan | 788 | 0.13 | 18 min |
| #3 | Mumbai Ka Raccoon | 580 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| #4 | warThong | 241 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mumbai Ka Raccoon | +3.78 | 41 | 64 |
| #2 | shinchan | +1.42 | 50 | 59 |
| #3 | Kats | +0.30 | 40 | 55 |
| #4 | warThong | +0.24 | 49 | 66 |
| #5 | cougar!!!!!!!! | -3.22 | 10 | 48 |





