








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 12 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 177 matches | ||
| Premier | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2592 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,523 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1394 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1811 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1532 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 786 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,245,586 of utility $216 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 813 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | szefu kuchni | 60% | 42 |
| #2 | Kaziu | 52% | 21 |
| #3 | Rose | 52% | 42 |
| #4 | 67CP41 | 48% | 33 |
| #5 | ma7ty ރ | 48% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rose | +4.45 | 87 | 50 |
| #2 | szefu kuchni | +1.97 | 75 | 38 |
| #3 | Kjulczyn | +1.67 | 79 | 47 |
| #4 | ma7ty ރ | +0.52 | 39 | 51 |
| #5 | 67CP41 | +0.14 | 78 | 51 |





