








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1895 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1100 matches | ||
| Faceit | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 138 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




122 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14187 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 41,811 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 16483 | 39% |
| Smokes | 10157 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 9217 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 5954 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,400,088 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2760 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GANDΕ½ALA | 54% | 314 |
| #2 | Krocan | 53% | 373 |
| #3 | Yagi | 53% | 117 |
| #4 | marek_nitro | 53% | 80 |
| #5 | st3f | 50% | 437 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yagi | +3.53 | 83 | 57 |
| #2 | st3f | +1.69 | 63 | 61 |
| #3 | GANDΕ½ALA | +1.52 | 77 | 53 |
| #4 | Sathiel | +1.14 | 77 | 58 |
| #5 | Nik | +0.15 | 61 | 54 |





