








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 647 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 326 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3022 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,001 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3306 | 37% |
| Smokes | 2180 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2158 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1357 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $774,238 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 88 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Łazza | 60% | 119 |
| #2 | ⚡RAGE⚡ | 47% | 32 |
| #3 | Supp()rT | 43% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Łazza | 60% | 119 |
| #2 | ⚡RAGE⚡ | 47% | 32 |
| #3 | Supp()rT | 43% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Łazza | 7 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Supp()rT | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | ⚡RAGE⚡ | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Supp()rT | 392 | 0.20 | 12 min |
| #2 | Łazza | 251 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | ⚡RAGE⚡ | 17 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Supp()rT | +0.65 | 63 | 78 |
| #2 | Łazza | +0.15 | 54 | 55 |
| #3 | Njaa | -0.37 | 54 | 56 |
| #4 | ⚡RAGE⚡ | -3.13 | 59 | 56 |





