








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 615 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 475 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 157 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5271 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,875 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7648 | 27% |
| Smokes | 9414 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 3146 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 7667 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,876,984 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 524 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -=EndlessGamer=- | 52% | 148 |
| #2 | FlyT | 51% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -=EndlessGamer=- | 52% | 148 |
| #2 | FlyT | 51% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -=EndlessGamer=- | 7 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | FlyT | 3 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -=EndlessGamer=- | 212 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #2 | FlyT | 94 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -=EndlessGamer=- | +3.49 | 66 | 42 |
| #2 | FlyT | +1.52 | 69 | 50 |
| #3 | Keev | -0.38 | 56 | 61 |





