








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1240 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 679 matches | ||
| Wingman | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 76 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




162 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7701 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,202 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3316 | 36% |
| Smokes | 2027 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2718 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1141 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,501,953 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1166 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cracky Koksberg | 47% | 179 |
| #2 | Alex (WeeDIE) | 43% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cracky Koksberg | 47% | 179 |
| #2 | Alex (WeeDIE) | 43% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cracky Koksberg | 40 | 0.0118 |
| #2 | Alex (WeeDIE) | 9 | 0.0068 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cracky Koksberg | 892 | 0.26 | 18 min |
| #2 | Alex (WeeDIE) | 105 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alex (WeeDIE) | +5.09 | 62 | 57 |
| #2 | Cracky Koksberg | +4.93 | 80 | 54 |
| #3 | Ξ•F•N | -0.71 | 71 | 33 |





