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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 206 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 366 matches | ||
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4155 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,451 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2741 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2812 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3583 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2315 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,133,411 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 417 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mo π₯ Fyah | 52% | 165 |
| #2 | Mario Pene | 51% | 53 |
| #3 | Krisszler | 44% | 71 |
| #4 | Slade | 43% | 75 |
| #5 | KarΓ©s | 40% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mo π₯ Fyah | 52% | 165 |
| #2 | Mario Pene | 51% | 53 |
| #3 | Krisszler | 44% | 71 |
| #4 | Slade | 43% | 75 |
| #5 | KarΓ©s | 40% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mo π₯ Fyah | 9 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | KarΓ©s | 9 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | Slade | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | Krisszler | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mo π₯ Fyah | 421 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #2 | Krisszler | 142 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | Slade | 112 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | Mario Pene | 108 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | KarΓ©s | 53 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krisszler | +1.49 | 71 | 64 |
| #2 | ππππ‘π. | +1.15 | 75 | 51 |
| #3 | Slade | +0.42 | 66 | 41 |
| #4 | KarΓ©s | -1.29 | 34 | 37 |
| #5 | Mo π₯ Fyah | -1.30 | 26 | 60 |





