








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 119 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1262 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,998 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1634 | 33% |
| Smokes | 984 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1444 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 936 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $389,962 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 396 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xenz | 92% | 12 |
| #2 | Mori 爆 | 91% | 11 |
| #3 | cadaaa | 82% | 11 |
| #4 | MrTan | 80% | 44 |
| #5 | Alekira | 78% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xenz | 92% | 12 |
| #2 | Mori 爆 | 91% | 11 |
| #3 | cadaaa | 82% | 11 |
| #4 | MrTan | 80% | 44 |
| #5 | Alekira | 78% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alekira | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | MrTan | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Mori 爆 | 1 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alekira | 279 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #2 | Xenz | 39 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #3 | MrTan | 31 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | Mori 爆 | 13 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | cadaaa | 11 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alekira | +5.03 | 93 | 60 |
| #2 | Xenz | +4.51 | 80 | 63 |
| #3 | Mori 爆 | +3.03 | 82 | 51 |
| #4 | MrTan | +2.20 | 94 | 38 |
| #5 | cadaaa | +0.40 | 79 | 54 |





