








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1454 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 204 matches | ||
| Wingman | 162 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




83 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7897 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,838 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10195 | 31% |
| Smokes | 7960 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 7971 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 6712 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,627,151 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 575 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kaz1 | 59% | 115 |
| #2 | 𝙮𝘾𝙚𝙠𝙖𝙯𝙞 | 50% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kaz1 | 59% | 115 |
| #2 | 𝙮𝘾𝙚𝙠𝙖𝙯𝙞 | 50% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kaz1 | 11 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | 𝙮𝘾𝙚𝙠𝙖𝙯𝙞 | 6 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kaz1 | 327 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #2 | 𝙮𝘾𝙚𝙠𝙖𝙯𝙞 | 196 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝙮𝘾𝙚𝙠𝙖𝙯𝙞 | +4.26 | 74 | 51 |
| #2 | kaz1 | +4.03 | 80 | 53 |
| #3 | loverd0se ♥ | +0.50 | 59 | 64 |





