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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 218 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 83 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
387 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,923 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 460 | 24% |
| Smokes | 455 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 489 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 519 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $153,304 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Morlot | 88% | 8 |
| #2 | Meintablet | 63% | 32 |
| #3 | ♛Leyon♛ | 56% | 64 |
| #4 | H3llron | 31% | 13 |
| #5 | ♛Lupin♛ | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Meintablet | 63% | 32 |
| #3 | ♛Leyon♛ | 56% | 64 |
| #4 | H3llron | 31% | 13 |
| #5 | ♛Lupin♛ | 29% | 7 |
| #6 | MEEEEEEPHISTO | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛Leyon♛ | 9 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | Meintablet | 4 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | H3llron | 1 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | ♛Lupin♛ | 1 | 0.0069 |
| #5 | MEEEEEEPHISTO | 1 | 0.0083 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛Leyon♛ | 32 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #2 | ♛Lupin♛ | 20 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #3 | Meintablet | 19 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | H3llron | 19 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | MEEEEEEPHISTO | 15 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛Leyon♛ | +1.93 | 61 | 30 |
| #2 | Morlot | +1.20 | 63 | 23 |
| #3 | Meintablet | +0.44 | 69 | 22 |
| #4 | H3llron | -1.16 | 14 | 60 |
| #5 | basti032 | -2.32 | 31 | 42 |





