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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 343 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
626 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 717 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 151 | 21% |
| Smokes | 145 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 263 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 158 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,025,542 of utility $314 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 40 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Surfi | 61% | 23 |
| #2 | BIMBO | 56% | 16 |
| #3 | jonaswithj | 55% | 51 |
| #4 | Lukas | 55% | 132 |
| #5 | VacationIncoming | 54% | 158 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Surfi | 61% | 23 |
| #2 | BIMBO | 56% | 16 |
| #3 | jonaswithj | 55% | 51 |
| #4 | Lukas | 55% | 132 |
| #5 | VacationIncoming | 54% | 158 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VacationIncoming | 37 | 0.0118 |
| #2 | Lukas | 16 | 0.0062 |
| #3 | Surfi | 7 | 0.0159 |
| #4 | jonaswithj | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VacationIncoming | 535 | 0.17 | 15 min |
| #2 | Lukas | 142 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #3 | BIMBO | 37 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | jonaswithj | 28 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | Surfi | 25 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VacationIncoming | +5.78 | 79 | 61 |
| #2 | Lukas | +2.56 | 67 | 52 |
| #3 | Surfi | +1.61 | 43 | 54 |
| #4 | jonaswithj | -1.22 | 38 | 39 |
| #5 | BIMBO | -1.71 | 50 | 40 |





