








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 689 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 651 matches | ||
| Wingman | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 82 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




131 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7385 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,084 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5796 | 36% |
| Smokes | 2073 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 3557 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4658 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,032,693 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 707 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dianka | 55% | 98 |
| #2 | ❤MILFLOVER❤ | 51% | 176 |
| #3 | PiWus | 48% | 73 |
| #4 | HABDULA | 39% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dianka | 55% | 98 |
| #2 | ❤MILFLOVER❤ | 51% | 176 |
| #3 | PiWus | 48% | 73 |
| #4 | HABDULA | 39% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❤MILFLOVER❤ | 26 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | HABDULA | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | PiWus | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | dianka | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❤MILFLOVER❤ | 175 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #2 | HABDULA | 133 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | PiWus | 60 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | dianka | 27 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥BigBlackClock♥ | +2.30 | 59 | 47 |
| #2 | ❤MILFLOVER❤ | +1.34 | 35 | 31 |
| #3 | PiWus | +0.23 | 44 | 40 |
| #4 | dianka | -3.33 | 41 | 44 |
| #5 | HABDULA | -3.78 | 20 | 30 |





