








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 623 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 635 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6244 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,343 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5742 | 24% |
| Smokes | 5467 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 7639 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 5495 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,766,724 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 358 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HaZy | 21 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | daubinn | 15 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Piparfugl | 13 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Iиstiлctツ | 9 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | Eidi | 5 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Iиstiлctツ | +3.05 | 79 | 68 |
| #2 | ManijaK | +2.95 | 79 | 75 |
| #3 | Piparfugl | +0.98 | 51 | 70 |
| #4 | Eidi | +0.55 | 67 | 62 |
| #5 | CendenZ | +0.41 | 61 | 71 |





