








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 771 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 150 matches | ||
| Wingman | 53 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3229 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,083 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1705 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1637 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1397 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1344 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,035,499 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 894 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | edytz1337 | 67% | 21 |
| #2 | Flub | 60% | 30 |
| #3 | BostonRichey | 56% | 79 |
| #4 | ~bR | 51% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | edytz1337 | 67% | 21 |
| #2 | Flub | 60% | 30 |
| #3 | BostonRichey | 56% | 79 |
| #4 | ~bR | 51% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | edytz1337 | 13 | 0.0338 |
| #2 | ~bR | 4 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Flub | 2 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | BostonRichey | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BostonRichey | 126 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #2 | ~bR | 70 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #3 | edytz1337 | 32 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #4 | Flub | 22 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sile Camataru | +3.65 | 85 | 48 |
| #2 | edytz1337 | +1.08 | 89 | 35 |
| #3 | BostonRichey | +0.01 | 73 | 64 |
| #4 | ~bR | -0.22 | 79 | 47 |
| #5 | Flub | -2.23 | 82 | 42 |





