








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 195 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
684 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,222 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1313 | 41% |
| Smokes | 870 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 416 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 623 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $169,233 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 241 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aviva | 68% | 19 |
| #2 | P0mple | 67% | 21 |
| #3 | xidada | 55% | 11 |
| #4 | Rusty | 50% | 4 |
| #5 | yyq | 50% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aviva | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yyq | 199 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| #2 | P0mple | 131 | 0.27 | 3 min |
| #3 | Aviva | 59 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | JShen | 25 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | xidada | 24 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aviva | +3.81 | 81 | 46 |
| #2 | n1 | +1.56 | 83 | 48 |
| #3 | Rusty | +1.48 | 69 | 64 |
| #4 | P0mple | +0.92 | 56 | 82 |
| #5 | CHUNDOI | +0.31 | 54 | 57 |





