








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 216 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 192 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 63 matches | ||
| Premier | 38 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




217 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2312 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,834 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 808 | 44% |
| Smokes | 277 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 201 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 548 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $125,395 of utility $18 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 88 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Posysor | 47% | 387 |
| #2 | NOBO4321 | 30% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Posysor | 47% | 387 |
| #2 | NOBO4321 | 30% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Posysor | 182 | 0.0258 |
| #2 | NOBO4321 | 29 | 0.0217 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Posysor | 889 | 0.13 | 20 min |
| #2 | NOBO4321 | 179 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Posysor | +6.16 | 75 | 46 |
| #2 | Erix | -2.76 | 42 | 13 |
| #3 | NOBO4321 | -3.97 | 6 | 39 |





