








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1001 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 641 matches | ||
| Premier | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 174 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8979 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,777 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4757 | 21% |
| Smokes | 6040 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5343 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 6637 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,225,004 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 142 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | f1sh3 | 12 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | βͺ TOWX | 9 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | πΌπ βΏ | 7 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | Boombl4F | 4 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | ftN | 4 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | f1sh3 | +3.31 | 87 | 82 |
| #2 | πΌπ βΏ | +1.57 | 80 | 66 |
| #3 | ftN | +0.77 | 74 | 68 |
| #4 | Buda | -0.22 | 73 | 59 |
| #5 | Boombl4F | -1.11 | 78 | 66 |





