








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 26 matches | ||
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1665 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,999 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1152 | 16% |
| Smokes | 2857 | 41% |
| HE Grenades | 1135 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1855 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,482,012 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 73 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BuTch | 1086 | 0.15 | 29 min |
| #2 | Butzemaus | 524 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #3 | Melia | 299 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #4 | chr0ma | 198 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #5 | skilleR | 190 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BuTch | +6.60 | 67 | 75 |
| #2 | chr0ma | +6.05 | 86 | 60 |
| #3 | skilleR | +5.94 | 70 | 77 |
| #4 | aquastics | +4.53 | 65 | 54 |
| #5 | Visor | +2.37 | 48 | 63 |





