








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1490 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 628 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 192 matches | ||
| Wingman | 143 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 36 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 122 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




79 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12633 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 45,736 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 19566 | 43% |
| Smokes | 9481 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 9261 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 7428 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,266,904 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 571 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | l01opena | 56% | 89 |
| #2 | wm.e.smith | 50% | 438 |
| #3 | 1 - 6 - 8 | 45% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | l01opena | 56% | 89 |
| #2 | wm.e.smith | 50% | 438 |
| #3 | 1 - 6 - 8 | 45% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1 - 6 - 8 | 70 | 0.0307 |
| #2 | wm.e.smith | 20 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | l01opena | 18 | 0.0098 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wm.e.smith | 823 | 0.09 | 21 min |
| #2 | 1 - 6 - 8 | 366 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #3 | l01opena | 149 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1 - 6 - 8 | +6.44 | 90 | 42 |
| #2 | wm.e.smith | +3.35 | 71 | 48 |
| #3 | l01opena | +1.48 | 72 | 35 |
| #4 | Jack's Farm | -0.17 | 44 | 60 |





