








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1969 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 228 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 218 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 174 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 128 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 106 matches | ||
| Faceit | 104 matches | ||
| Wingman | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 113 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




69 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
18151 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 44,568 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11504 | 26% |
| Smokes | 13786 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 9620 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 9658 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,716,233 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 50 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Fukajo | 56% | 80 |
| #6 | Veritas | 56% | 149 |
| #7 | Poopy John | 55% | 133 |
| #8 | UPS♱MAN♱CAM | 52% | 219 |
| #9 | sunshine | 50% | 141 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Buzz | +5.44 | 88 | 53 |
| #2 | Aquitas | +0.52 | 69 | 44 |
| #3 | Boolie | +0.42 | 68 | 44 |
| #4 | Veritas | -0.56 | 50 | 58 |
| #5 | Kravox | -0.87 | 58 | 62 |





