








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 15 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 5 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
146 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 364 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 95 | 26% |
| Smokes | 102 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 151 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 16 | 4% |
Our logs show you have wasted $57,508 of utility $67 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flo milli <3 | 46% | 13 |
| #2 | Ph1ll | 38% | 32 |
| #3 | hampter | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flo milli <3 | 46% | 13 |
| #2 | Ph1ll | 38% | 32 |
| #3 | hampter | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ph1ll | 4 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | Flo milli <3 | 1 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | hampter | 1 | 0.0114 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ph1ll | 82 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #2 | hampter | 32 | 0.36 | 0 min |
| #3 | Flo milli <3 | 28 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ph1ll | +4.11 | 46 | 67 |
| #2 | hampter | +1.30 | 48 | 53 |
| #3 | Flo milli <3 | +0.42 | 33 | 49 |
| #4 | Mic Aux Long๐๐ | -4.54 | 12 | 18 |





