








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 330 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 272 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




93 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3393 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,579 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2482 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3387 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4014 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2696 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,130,456 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1997 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PIHKUR | 57% | 28 |
| #2 | Str1kc | 54% | 94 |
| #3 | mcKokaiin | 52% | 96 |
| #4 | Võrukael | 48% | 158 |
| #5 | chillracist | 47% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pEdros | 269 | 0.27 | 5 min |
| #2 | Võrukael | 207 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #3 | mcKokaiin | 130 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | chillracist | 130 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | Str1kc | 65 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chillracist | +2.41 | 47 | 54 |
| #2 | Võrukael | +1.03 | 52 | 44 |
| #3 | mcKokaiin | +0.81 | 50 | 49 |
| #4 | Kevvunal banditcamp.com | +0.74 | 71 | 24 |
| #5 | Str1kc | +0.66 | 51 | 60 |





