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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 181 matches | ||
| Faceit | 52 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2390 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,040 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2456 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2653 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2001 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1930 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $970,727 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 256 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Remirotta | 67% | 21 |
| #2 | Peltonen | 64% | 14 |
| #3 | Mix-Tape | 59% | 29 |
| #4 | MaleKsija | 58% | 19 |
| #5 | pipspossu | 55% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | MaleKsija | 58% | 19 |
| #5 | pipspossu | 55% | 33 |
| #6 | snock | 48% | 23 |
| #7 | kristian/isäntä | 42% | 69 |
| #8 | proamislukiolainen | 42% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kristian/isäntä | 11 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | pipspossu | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Mix-Tape | 1 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | MaleKsija | 1 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kristian/isäntä | 88 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #2 | snock | 88 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #3 | pipspossu | 74 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | Peltonen | 67 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #5 | MaleKsija | 40 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MaleKsija | +3.43 | 89 | 56 |
| #2 | DeMuli | +1.22 | 63 | 63 |
| #3 | snock | +0.52 | 77 | 73 |
| #4 | Remirotta | +0.04 | 39 | 56 |
| #5 | Mix-Tape | -0.25 | 29 | 55 |





