








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 520 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 485 matches | ||
| Wingman | 66 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6037 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,537 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4166 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4749 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3936 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3686 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,518,520 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 511 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ✪adriaN | 52% | 266 |
| #6 | JohnyVystrik | 49% | 75 |
| #7 | Kastko123 | 49% | 82 |
| #8 | Palo Habera | 48% | 42 |
| #9 | Jan Slota | 46% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪adriaN | 54 | 0.0100 |
| #2 | Kastko123 | 10 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | Jan Slota | 7 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | JohnyVystrik | 6 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | SfukanyBagrista | 3 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪adriaN | 1299 | 0.24 | 26 min |
| #2 | Lighthawk | 187 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #3 | Jan Slota | 165 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #4 | JohnyVystrik | 144 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | Palo Habera | 72 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪adriaN | +1.07 | 64 | 53 |
| #2 | NareX | +1.06 | 56 | 52 |
| #3 | SfukanyBagrista | +0.81 | 62 | 52 |
| #4 | Kastko123 | +0.49 | 45 | 46 |
| #5 | Palo Habera | +0.25 | 59 | 45 |





