








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 213 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 155 matches | ||
| Wingman | 43 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




129 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3971 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,949 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3421 | 38% |
| Smokes | 2114 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2330 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1084 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $595,666 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 255 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡Chewie♡ | 57% | 178 |
| #2 | CasvHees14 | 53% | 43 |
| #3 | Dream. | 53% | 188 |
| #4 | dav1d | 50% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡Chewie♡ | 57% | 178 |
| #2 | CasvHees14 | 53% | 43 |
| #3 | Dream. | 53% | 188 |
| #4 | dav1d | 50% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dream. | 45 | 0.0119 |
| #2 | ♡Chewie♡ | 38 | 0.0106 |
| #3 | CasvHees14 | 10 | 0.0112 |
| #4 | dav1d | 3 | 0.0069 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡Chewie♡ | 493 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #2 | Dream. | 483 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #3 | dav1d | 46 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | CasvHees14 | 30 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DO_DRUGS_K1DS | +2.16 | 72 | 46 |
| #2 | dav1d | +1.45 | 78 | 51 |
| #3 | Dream. | +0.41 | 81 | 49 |
| #4 | ♡Chewie♡ | -0.55 | 74 | 51 |
| #5 | CasvHees14 | -1.46 | 49 | 45 |





