








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 721 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 52 matches | ||
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3130 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,669 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4609 | 36% |
| Smokes | 3982 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1332 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 2746 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $590,283 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 408 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sojaten | 36 | 0.0139 |
| #2 | ZywOolΓ©on | 25 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | π¦ππΏππΆ | 16 | 0.0107 |
| #4 | SolgaV2.0 | 15 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | The one who came back | 6 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sojaten | 330 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #2 | π¦ππΏππΆ | 223 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #3 | ZywOolΓ©on | 178 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #4 | The one who drops | 103 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | The one who came back | 98 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GreyBoxi | +6.16 | 59 | 73 |
| #2 | Sojaten | +1.37 | 59 | 34 |
| #3 | π¦ππΏππΆ | +0.96 | 48 | 43 |
| #4 | ZywOolΓ©on | -2.37 | 22 | 42 |
| #5 | SolgaV2.0 | -2.39 | 32 | 39 |





