








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 204 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 218 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2996 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,455 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4281 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4673 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3843 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3658 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $903,884 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 114 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dragosh | 17 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | lali panzeru | 16 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | Francesco | 4 | 0.0066 |
| #4 | Canaz | 3 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | ♛ vix ♛ | 3 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lali panzeru | 269 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #2 | mag | 201 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | Canaz | 180 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #4 | Jianowsky | 166 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | ♛ vix ♛ | 155 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | serifubos | +5.07 | 59 | 69 |
| #2 | Jianowsky | +4.44 | 60 | 64 |
| #3 | Seleeee! | +3.04 | 77 | 64 |
| #4 | Francesco | +2.07 | 69 | 43 |
| #5 | toto | +1.10 | 73 | 44 |





