








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 175 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Ancient | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1323 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,821 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1390 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1278 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1723 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1430 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $854,063 of utility $199 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hmmm | 60% | 128 |
| #2 | jauser | 58% | 31 |
| #3 | Mushed | 57% | 95 |
| #4 | bipbop | 54% | 50 |
| #5 | swꝛ | 54% | 169 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | swꝛ | 539 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #2 | hmmm | 496 | 0.20 | 15 min |
| #3 | Mushed | 324 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #4 | KERRY COLOR | 316 | 0.26 | 7 min |
| #5 | xuve | 221 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hmmm | +2.78 | 76 | 77 |
| #2 | Mushed | +1.54 | 61 | 69 |
| #3 | xuve | +1.50 | 73 | 69 |
| #4 | KERRY COLOR | +1.21 | 66 | 70 |
| #5 | swꝛ | +0.83 | 53 | 73 |





