








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1141 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 593 matches | ||
| Wingman | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 52 matches | ||
| Faceit | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




142 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13956 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,993 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6241 | 27% |
| Smokes | 6047 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5464 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5241 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,705,798 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1544 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | roksqq CSGOSKINS | 65% | 110 |
| #2 | 𝔗𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔶 | 57% | 108 |
| #3 | wiktor | 54% | 206 |
| #4 | ǝzɐɥuoɯǝן | 52% | 443 |
| #5 | RedEye | 48% | 134 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | roksqq CSGOSKINS | 65% | 110 |
| #2 | 𝔗𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔶 | 57% | 108 |
| #3 | wiktor | 54% | 206 |
| #4 | ǝzɐɥuoɯǝן | 52% | 443 |
| #5 | RedEye | 48% | 134 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ǝzɐɥuoɯǝן | 74 | 0.0084 |
| #2 | wiktor | 21 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | roksqq CSGOSKINS | 12 | 0.0059 |
| #4 | RedEye | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | 𝔗𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔶 | 4 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ǝzɐɥuoɯǝן | 1668 | 0.19 | 42 min |
| #2 | wiktor | 210 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #3 | RedEye | 168 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | 𝔗𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔶 | 150 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | roksqq CSGOSKINS | 70 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | undfnd₄₂₀ | +2.22 | 63 | 51 |
| #2 | ǝzɐɥuoɯǝן | +1.43 | 83 | 66 |
| #3 | wiktor | +0.41 | 79 | 46 |
| #4 | roksqq CSGOSKINS | -0.95 | 54 | 29 |
| #5 | 𝔗𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔶 | -1.66 | 56 | 57 |





