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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
461 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 514 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 159 | 31% |
| Smokes | 215 | 42% |
| HE Grenades | 62 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 78 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $129,519 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 28 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ζθε°ε· | 78 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #2 | β‘Rufus the carry β‘ | 74 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | Ryzz3nn | 49 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #4 | nattylifter420 | 46 | 0.34 | 1 min |
| #5 | Ted | 42 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nattylifter420 | +5.66 | 53 | 46 |
| #2 | β‘Rufus the carry β‘ | +5.64 | 83 | 39 |
| #3 | Ted | +3.94 | 78 | 50 |
| #4 | Ryzz3nn | +2.36 | 53 | 55 |
| #5 | ZONC | +1.96 | 37 | 32 |





