








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 547 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 143 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Premier | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1102 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,478 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 723 | 29% |
| Smokes | 591 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 633 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 531 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,297,186 of utility $252 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 189 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jwbxd | 21% | 58 |
| #2 | maestr0 | 15% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jwbxd | 21% | 58 |
| #2 | maestr0 | 15% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jwbxd | 12 | 0.0120 |
| #2 | maestr0 | 6 | 0.0117 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jwbxd | 64 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #2 | maestr0 | 11 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jwbxd | +4.20 | 69 | 48 |
| #2 | maestr0 | +2.64 | 71 | 41 |
| #3 | aBooger_ | -3.92 | 24 | 27 |





